Wikia Gaming:Girl
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A girl (as seen in Figure A) is a human being that was born with a testosterone deficiency. To many gamers, girls are a rare and elusive sight. Most males lust after girls (though some have developed an immunity) and would do anything to have a meaningful relationship with one, or at the very least, get her to post pix.
Girls use their feminine wiles to gain control over men. However, once a girl has control over a man, she'll do nothing but torture him. There is a growing concern that girls may, in fact, be controlled by some sort of cosmic entity with really high HP. It's already been proven that their constant mood swings can only be predicted with the phases of the moon.
Girls often use their healthy tan skin and bleached blonde hair as part of their evil plan to entice men. This evidence supports the theory that they are actually servants of the Wicked Day Star.
Oh, they also have magical powers.
[edit] Girl Gamers
Some testerone deficient humans manage to escape the Wicked Day Star and venture to the safety of the indoors. These girls, safe from the harmful rays, will then discover the true meaning to life. They become gamers.
The elusive Girl Gamer is sought after by many and appreciated by all. While any gamer will tell you that there's no more attractive attribute than gaming, they are appreciated for other reasons as well.
First of all, they add diversity to gaming culture. The community is flooded with pasty geeks to whom "Compassion" is nothing more than the name of a spell in some obscure Japanese RPG they imported.
Secondly, the more girl gamers there are, the more diverse the target audience is. There are far too many boy-appealing games that focus on blood and guts and badassery (see Halo or Tekken) and not enough games that focus on empathy and compassion (see Harvest Moon or Nintendogs.)
The more profitable making games that are not male-centric becomes, the more diverse our gaming selection will become. So to all the girl gamers out there, Encyclopedia Gamia salutes you!
[edit] Girls in Games
Video games are very much a male-dominated entertainment medium. And due to the interactive nature of that medium, most gamers want their avatar to be representative of themselves. As a result, very few games feature female leads. Though there has a been a recent trend in putting female characters in video games, this trend conveniently coincides with the new graphical advancements that allow for the realistic rendering of jubblies.
Often when girls do make it into games, they are given healing powers, and used as medics. This is typically to represent the mothering nature of women. If there's a female in your party, nine times out of ten she's a healer. Either that, or she carries a big sword, wears a metal thong, and looks like a lesbian.
